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Sebastian:
Probably a sign to hang around your neck that either says 'No.' or 'Get out.' Alternatively, there's always me, if you want it.
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Jim:
I get the feeling that you would take up the time that the sign would save, darling.
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Sebastian:
You're right, boss. I probably would. But isn't that the point.
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Jim:
If I walk down the hall on Christmas morning and you're wearing a ribbon, you are fired.
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Sebastian:
To be honest, I'm not sure i'm that willing to sacrifice my dignity, boss.
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Jim:
'Dignity'? That's news to me. I had thought you had lost that a *long* time ago, dear.
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Sebastian:
Well there was a really bad comedian busking a couple of days ago. I asked if I could buy his lost dignity.
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Jim:
And he said yes? I hope you got a decent deal on that.
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Sebastian:
He told me to fuck off but sold it to me anyway. Pretty good deal, yeah.
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Jim:
Well, try not to re-lose it again too quickly, hmm?
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Sebastian:
No guarantees, boss. But, fortunately for you, I won't be wearing nothing but a ribbon on Christmas morning.
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Jim:
I feel as though that sentence has a mildly horrifying 'however...' that follows it.
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